funnytwittertweets:

thebibliosphere:

Folks announcing they’re leaving Tumblr because they’re unhappy with the Twitter clone dashboard on desktop. (I don’t blame you, it’s broken af.) Meanwhile, the day this hellsite finally does close, staff are going to have to pry me out of the air vents like a rabid raccoon that’s adapted to survive on drinking air conditioning coolant and whatever trash is left lying around in the breakroom.

chillyfeetsteak:

medusasstory:

sexysilverstrider:

the group chat when i ask whos available to hang out next week

Honestly this is one of the best formatted jokes of all time.

9898989898:

Shit can hurt but we keep it gangsta

jame7t:

sanitymakesposts:

jame7t:

like why are mobile games allowed to lie about what they are in ads. wasn’t that illegal at one point

nothing is illegal in the CYBER WORLD

let me out of the fucking CYBER WORLD

that1nkyone:

animusbell:

please watch my favorite game changer clip ever

awkwardlyvanilla:

google-searchhistory-official:

I feel old and I’m only 22

smeasel:

bubba-san:

smeasel:

smeasel:

moonyowl:

smeasel:

whet the fuck was cage the elephant singing about

capitalism

if you’re thinking of “Aint No Rest for the Wicked” that’s not about capitalism, it’s about video game franchise Borderlands by Gearbox for 2K games

“if you pay the right price, your evening will be nice”

this is when you buy Borderlands and you have fun

It was also about Capitalism

“Ain’t nothin in this world for free”

this is about the 4 DLC expansions you could buy at $9.99 apiece

shymuffinator:

purified-zone:

scotchtapeofficial:

justspilledcoffee:

Hey guys did I mention I live on a fucking weird island and sometimes land crabs with 8-inch claws try to get into my house

cute puppy what breed is he

sideways